June 10, 2004

Cast: Dave, Greg, Tony

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Dave is sat at the table holding a magazine. Greg is stood next to table. The black hole suction is visible.}
Greg: So, I have some good news, and I have some bad news.
Dave: Bad news first.

Panel 2

{Items start falling through the sky.}
Greg: So, I bought the new "Sword of Truth" book by Terry Goodkindm, and I went to put it on the bookshelf with the rest of them...

Panel 3

{Dave's magazine is dragged out of his hands. Greg scratches the back of his neck.}
Greg: ... And the combined mass of all the Sword of Truth books together in one place collapsed in on itself and formed a small black hole in our living room.

Panel 4

{Tony gets dragged across the panel. Greg holds his arms out to his sides. Dave crosses his arms.}
Dave: Good job. What's the good news?
Tony: AAAAAA!!!
Greg: We never have to vacuum again!!

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Preceded by:
June 9, 2004
Real Life strips Followed by:
June 11, 2004

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