January 08, 2002

Cast: Alan, Politician, Tony, Strom Thurmond

Related Articles: United Nations

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Alan is stood facing the audience and holding a microphone. Sign in background reads "BREAKING NEWS".}
Alan: This is special correspondant Alan Extra, covering breaking news at the U.N. building, where it seems a full- scale takeover is in effect.

Panel 2

{Scene change. Politician stood behind podium. Tony is stood to his right, pointing at the podium. Box at top.}
Box: Earlier today, California resident Anthony Flansaas wrested control of the podium by saying, quote: "Get out of my way or I'll punch you in the face."

Panel 3

{Panel pans across to the right. Tony is punching Strom in the face. Politician off panel. Box at top.}
Box: To prove his intentions, he then brought Senator Strom Thurmond on stage, and indeed proceeded to punch him directly in the face.

Panel 4

{Panel pans back to podium. Tony is stood behind the podium. Politician is stood next to podium. Tony has his arms crossed, Politician looks sad. Box at top.}
Box: This perplexed most present, since Strom Thurmond is not in fact a U.N. representative, but as they were all politicians, and therefore were unaccustomed to physical violence, control of the World's government was surrendered to Mr. Flansaas.

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Preceded by:
January 7, 2002
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January 9, 2002

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