January 07, 2002

Cast: Tony, Dave

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Tony is sat at the computer. Dave is stood behind Tony with his arms crossed, looking concerned.}
Dave: Dude, you can't just go around taking over the world! It takes time, civil elections, stuff like that!
Tony: Screw civility. I'm a busy man.

Panel 2

{Dave lowers hands.}
Dave: But, what do you want to take over the world for anyway? What's the point?

Panel 3

{Tony looks at Dave.}
Tony: Dave, it's just part of my evilness. You know how most people are expected to get a job? Well, it's kind of like that for evil people... Only we're supposed to take over the world.

Panel 4

{Tony turns around and crosses his arms.}
Tony: What, you don't think I'll be able to do it?
Dave: No, I know you can, and that's what has me worried.

External Links Edit

Preceded by:
January 4, 2002
Real Life strips Followed by:
January 8, 2002

Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted.