February 09, 2000

Cast: Greg, Dave

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Greg and Dave are sat at the table.}
Dave: Okay, if you plan on going after Crystal, you're going to need some advice about how to go about it. Luckily, I have a fool-proof plan for you.
Greg: Er, allright. Shoot.

Panel 2

Dave: Okay, not when you first go in there, you're going to want the be a little mysterious... Don't let her know quite where you're coming from, you know?
Greg: O-kayyy...

Panel 3

{Greg raises eyebrows in shock.}
Dave: And then, when she least expects it, you jump out of the shadows and frag her ass!!!

Panel 4

{Greg lowers eyebrows. Dave points at Greg.}
Greg: Okay Dave... I'm just going to run away from you very, very fast now, okay?
Dave: Hey, check to see if she has your flag, too... If she does, run it into your base.

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February 8, 2000
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February 10, 2000

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