February 9, 2000

February 09, 2000

Cast: Greg, Dave

Transcript

 * Panel 1

{Greg and Dave are sat at the table.} Dave: Okay, if you plan on going after Crystal, you're going to need some advice about how to go about it. Luckily, I have a fool-proof plan for you. Greg: Er, allright. Shoot.


 * Panel 2

Dave: Okay, not when you first go in there, you're going to want the be a little mysterious... Don't let her know quite where you're coming from, you know? Greg: O-kayyy...


 * Panel 3

{Greg raises eyebrows in shock.} Dave: And then, when she least expects it, you jump out of the shadows and frag her ass!!!


 * Panel 4

''{Greg lowers eyebrows. Dave points at Greg.}'' Greg: Okay Dave... I'm just going to run away from you very, very fast now, okay? Dave: Hey, check to see if she has your flag, too... If she does, run it into your base.