July 7, 2006

July 07, 2006

Cast: Liz, Greg, Woman

Related Articles: U.S. Airways

Transcript

 * Panel 1

''{Liz and Greg are stood in front of the U.S. Airways counter. Woman stood behind counter.}'' Greg: Okay, I don't like you, and you don't like me, but this time... This time, madam, the ball is entirely in my court.


 * Panel 2

Greg: You may try to change our gate on us, but we are here an entire hour and a half early this time.


 * Panel 3

{Greg pulls out two tickets and holds them in front of the woman.} Greg: So kindly, if you will, check us in. And don't try any funny stuff with the plane this time... I've got my eye on you.


 * Panel 4

{Woman takes tickets and looks at them.} Woman: Sir, these tickets are for Delta Airlines... This gate is for U.S. Airways flights only. Greg: Pah. You think I was born yesterday, missy? Nice try.