November 24, 1999

November 24, 1999

Cast: PAL, Dave

Transcript

 * Panel 1

{Dave is sat at the PAL with his arms crossed.} Dave: Computer, download the newest update of Q3test available, install it, and configure it to best fit my playing style. PAL: Yes, my lord.


 * Panel 2

PAL: ... Done. Dave: Excellent. Now, computer, how about a game?


 * Panel 3

{Dave lowers his arms.} PAL: Yes, master. But I should warn you... being such a powerful machine, it will be virtually impossible to defeat me. Dave: Don't get cocky... Just play.


 * Panel 4

''{Dave crosses his arms. Message on PAL. Headline at top.}'' Headline: 20 minutes later... Dave: Heh, heh, heh. Up for another virtual defeat? PAL: Oh, shut up. Message: DorkBoy! : 42 Message: Computer : -17