November 4, 2004

June 16, 2006

Cast: Tony, Cliff, Dave

Transcript

 * Panel 1

{Tony and Cliff are stood next to each other wearing spacesuits.} Cliff: So are you gonna name any of the geographical features now that you're running the place? Tony: Yeah, I suppose so. They sound too scientific for my tastes.


 * Panel 2

''{Dave arrives. Tony turns around and looks at Cliff.}'' Cliff: Hey, can I name the first continent?


 * Panel 3

''{Cliff leaves. Dave moves closer to Tony. Tony looks at Dave.}'' Dave: Tony, Mars is a barren planet. Technically, there only is one continent.


 * Panel 4

''{Tony looks ahead. Cliff off panel.}'' Tony: Actually, based on the topographical data, as soon as I melt the ice caps, this spot will be an island roughly the size of New Hampshire. Cliff: {off panel} I dub this planet "Clifftopia!"