January 29, 2002

January 29, 2002

Cast: Greg, Dave

Transcript

 * Panel 1

{Greg is sat behind a desk with his hands placed in a professional position.} Greg: So many people wrote in about Friday's comic that we've decided to do something we've never done before- We're going to explain.


 * Panel 2

''{Scene change. Greg has his mouth opened and is moving closer to Dave's head. Arrows are labelling Greg's movement. Text at top.}'' Text: Note in the second panel how when I make a face, I'm leaning over Dave's head and baring my teeth.


 * Panel 3

''{Greg looks shocked in the first half, with him crossed out. Second half, Greg's mouth is open, with teeth showing. Box at top.}'' Box: You will note throughout the run of this comic strip, when I express surprise, I will raise my eyebrows and open my mouth wide - no teeth. This was not the case, and what in fact was occuring was my foiled attempt to devour Dave's brains.


 * Panel 4

''{Scene change. Greg is stood out of his seat with his arms crossed.}'' Greg: And I swear to you as an oath, I'm never, ever, ever going to explain a strip again. Ever. I mean it.