July 20, 2006

July 20, 2006

Cast: Greg, Liz

Transcript

 * Panel 1

''{Greg is stood in front of Liz, who is sat on the couch with her feet up. Greg is wearing a hat.}'' Greg: My days of being mistaken as a tourist are over! Liz: When did we ever have a problem being mistaken as tourists?


 * Panel 2

{Greg crosses his arms.} Greg: Never mind that, for now people will know that I am a true San Franciscan. Liz: Except you don't know anything about sports.


 * Panel 3

{Greg uncrosses his arms and points at his mind.} Greg: Ah, see, I tought of that already, and to prevent any awkward moments, I've committed the Giants' roster to memory. Watch as I dazzle you with my small talk.


 * Panel 4

{Greg lowers hand.} Greg: "Say, Will Clark sure is a great first-baseman, isn't he?" Liz: Did you happen to look at the year on that roster?