January 3, 2006

January 03, 2006

Cast: Greg, The Cartoonist

Transcript

 * Panel 1

''{Greg is stood with his arms crossed. Cartoonist is in the doorway.}'' Cartoonist: ... And then these two guys jumped outta nowhere, put a bag over my head, and tossed me into a van! Then they tied my hands and locked me in a basement for days!


 * Panel 2

Cartoonist: Lucky for me, I had my swiss army knife, so I cut through the ropes, stabbed one of my abductors with the bottle opener to escape! And that's where I've been. Seriously.


 * Panel 3

Greg: Are you quite done? Cartoonist: Umm... Yes?


 * Panel 4

{Cartoonist sadly walks away.} Greg: {angrily} THEN GET BACK TO WORK. Cartooonist: {sadly} Yes, sir.