January 8, 2002

January 08, 2002

Cast: Alan, Politician, Tony, Strom Thurmond

Related Articles: United Nations

Transcript

 * Panel 1

''{Alan is stood facing the audience and holding a microphone. Sign in background reads "BREAKING NEWS".}'' Alan: This is special correspondant Alan Extra, covering breaking news at the U.N. building, where it seems a full- scale takeover is in effect.


 * Panel 2

''{Scene change. Politician stood behind podium. Tony is stood to his right, pointing at the podium. Box at top.}'' Box: Earlier today, California resident Anthony Flansaas wrested control of the podium by saying, quote: "Get out of my way or I'll punch you in the face."


 * Panel 3

''{Panel pans across to the right. Tony is punching Strom in the face. Politician off panel. Box at top.}'' Box: To prove his intentions, he then brought Senator Strom Thurmond on stage, and indeed proceeded to punch him directly in the face.


 * Panel 4

''{Panel pans back to podium. Tony is stood behind the podium. Politician is stood next to podium. Tony has his arms crossed, Politician looks sad. Box at top.}'' Box: This perplexed most present, since Strom Thurmond is not in fact a U.N. representative, but as they were all politicians, and therefore were unaccustomed to physical violence, control of the World's government was surrendered to Mr. Flansaas.