June 30, 2006

June 30, 2006

Cast: Liz, Greg, Alan

Transcript

 * Panel 1

''{Liz and Greg are stood at the cinema counter. Alan is stood behind the counter and glass.}'' Greg: Hi there, we'd like two tickets for "The Devil Wears Prada" please.


 * Panel 2

Alan: Sir, you are aware that "The Devil Wears Prada" is, in fact, a chick flick? Greg: I had some inkling, yes.


 * Panel 3

Alan: In the interest of full disclosure, it is my duty to remind you that "Superman Returns" opens today, and pursuant to male law 742+B, you have a legal obligation to overrule your significant other's movie choice in the case of a simultaneous release of a blockbuster film that includes any iconic male role model or hero.


 * Panel 4

''{Liz worries. Alan looks down.}'' Greg: It's cool, I want to see this too. I'll just see Superman tomorrow and miss the crowds. Alan: {annoyed} I'm afraid I'm going to have to write you a citation, sir.