Not Poison

Not Poison is an unsuccessful drink sold in shops around the state. Greg Dean, the creator of Not Poison, deemed it a great idea, although it was the opposite.

It's Not Poison
On February 28, 2003, Greg Dean announced the creation of Not Poison, a get-rich-quick scheme. He believed the title showed quality, and aimed to keep the drinker calm by stating that it is, in fact, not poison. Dave Reynolds thought of this as a stupid idea.

Sales
On August 4, 2003, Greg took his time reading over the sales for Not Poison, discovering that he only sold three, and two were returned, as they wanted to drink poison. This ended the Not Poison selling campaign.