July 19, 2006

July 19, 2006

Cast: Greg, Liz, Person

Transcript

 * Panel 1

''{Greg is sat at the computer. Liz is off panel.}'' Greg: Hey Liz. Did you hear the news about the Pirates of the Caribbean ride? Liz: {off panel} What news?


 * Panel 2

{Liz stands behind Greg's chair.} Liz: Did it break down or something? Greg: No... Apparently, they added in Jack Sparrow, and replaced the old pirate captain with Barbossa. They even put Davy Jones in as an image in a waterfall.


 * Panel 3

''{Liz twitches her eye. Greg looks at Liz.}''


 * Panel 4

''{Scene change. Greg is stood in teh bathroom holding his mobile phone.}'' Greg: Yes, officer - She's holed up in the closet and refuses to come back out unless I get her Rob Iger's head on a platter. Person: {phone} Wow. That's three this week.