June 9, 2006

June 09, 2006

Cast: Liz, Greg, Tony

Transcript

 * Panel 1

{Liz and Greg are stood facing Tony.} Liz: So, what kinds of surprises do we have in store for us this morning? Tony: Well, for starters, you should know that it's not morning.


 * Panel 2

{Greg raises an eyebrow.} Greg: What are you talking about? By my calculations, it should be about 9 AM or so. Tony: Sure, in California. But we're not in California.


 * Panel 3

{Greg lowers eyebrow.} Greg: Ohhh... Right. So what time zone do we use instead? Tony: Well, see. That's the thing. I've placed the station in a stationary orbit between the Earth and the Sun, so the Earth is just revolving below us while we stay still.


 * Panel 4

{Liz and Greg move forward slightly as Tony turns around to leave.} Liz: So what time is it? Tony: 5:47 PM. It's always 5:47 PM. I keep a sundial in the control room to confuse the crew.