June 10, 2004

June 10, 2004

Cast: Dave, Greg, Tony

Transcript

 * Panel 1

''{Dave is sat at the table holding a magazine. Greg is stood next to table. The black hole suction is visible.}'' Greg: So, I have some good news, and I have some bad news. Dave: Bad news first.


 * Panel 2

{Items start falling through the sky.} Greg: So, I bought the new "Sword of Truth" book by Terry Goodkindm, and I went to put it on the bookshelf with the rest of them...


 * Panel 3

''{Dave's magazine is dragged out of his hands. Greg scratches the back of his neck.}'' Greg: ... And the combined mass of all the Sword of Truth books together in one place collapsed in on itself and formed a small black hole in our living room.


 * Panel 4

''{Tony gets dragged across the panel. Greg holds his arms out to his sides. Dave crosses his arms.}'' Dave: Good job. What's the good news? Tony: AAAAAA!!! Greg: We never have to vacuum again!!