January 10, 2002

January 10, 2002

Cast: Tony, Person

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Transcript

 * Panel 1

''{Tony is stood behind a podium. N.O.T.C. banner on wall and podium.}'' Tony: Welcome, peons, to the New Order of Total Conformity! I am your new leader, Tony Flansaas, to be known henceforth as "Lord Flansaas". Those who cannot spell my name will be shot.


 * Panel 2

{Tony points to someone off panel.} Tony: Any questions before you begin your servitude? Yes, you in the front there.


 * Panel 3

''{Tony stops pointing. Person off panel.}'' Person: {off panel} Yes, um, Lord Flansaas - here in America, what are your plans to support our diverse culture? And do you have any such plans for nations abroad?


 * Panel 4

{Tony crosses his arms.} Tony: Which part of "total conformity" don't you understand? Security, put that man in solitary confinement.