January 7, 2002

January 07, 2002

Cast: Tony, Dave

Transcript

 * Panel 1

''{Tony is sat at the computer. Dave is stood behind Tony with his arms crossed, looking concerned.}'' Dave: Dude, you can't just go around taking over the world! It takes time, civil elections, stuff like that! Tony: Screw civility. I'm a busy man.


 * Panel 2

{Dave lowers hands.} Dave: But, what do you want to take over the world for anyway? What's the point?


 * Panel 3

{Tony looks at Dave.} Tony: Dave, it's just part of my evilness. You know how most people are expected to get a job? Well, it's kind of like that for evil people... Only we're supposed to take over the world.


 * Panel 4

{Tony turns around and crosses his arms.} Tony: What, you don't think I'll be able to do it? Dave: No, I know you can, and that's what has me worried.