January 28, 2000

November 28, 1999

Cast: Sagus, Kazola, Samwise

Transcript

 * Panel 1

''{Sagus is sat at the bar with his arm on the counter. Kazola is stood at other side of counter wiping cup.}'' Sagus: So anyway, there I was, all alone in the dungeon, my companions slain, and completely out of reagents...


 * Panel 2

Sagus: I could smell the Dragon's breath as he approached me from behind, intending to make me his next victim.


 * Panel 3

{Samwise appears at the bar.} Sagus: So bravely, I drew my sword, readied my shield, and charged the foul bea - Samwise: Hi Kazola! Kazola: {excited} SAMWISE!!


 * Panel 4

''{Kazola puts away the cup, moves over to Samwise, and leans against the counter. Sagus looks at the audience.}'' Sagus: {thought} *sigh* Bards always get the women.